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Teh Sunday Purrmon: Minion Recruiting
by DifferentView2
 Teh Sunday Purrmon: Minion Recruiting
Feb 23, 2014 | 1415 views | 8 8 comments | 42 42 recommendations | email to a friend | print | permalink
Dubious rejects the minion in training.
Dubious rejects the minion in training.
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Dubious didn’t receive the purrfect kittmas gift.
Dubious didn’t receive the purrfect kittmas gift.
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Training minions is difficult.
Training minions is difficult.
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DV2 resists the evil furrces of teh dark side.
DV2 resists the evil furrces of teh dark side.
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Lettuce heer frum teh quier wile reedn teh LOLCat Bible lessun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPdqdqj3ghY

 

Luke 4:1-13

1) Teh Holy Spirit leaded Jebus into teh dezrt. 

2) An Basement Cat pestrded him for forti daiz. Jebus didint eated nothin all dat tiem an he gotted hungri.

3) Basement Cat wuz liek, "If u iz Ceiling Cat's kittn, turn teh rokz into cookies."

4) "No wai, liek teh book sez, 'peepl needz moar dan bred to liv.'"

5) Den Basement Cat taked him up whaer he cud see all teh kingdmz in teh wrld.

6) An Basement Cat wuz liek "U can haz all dis

7) if u prayz to me.

8) Jebus wuz liek "LOL, teh book sez 'Only pray to Ceiling Cat an wrk for him k.'"

9) Basement Cat wuz not dun yet, he takeded Jebus to Jerusalem an putted him on teh top of teh templ. He wuz liek "If u iz Ceiling Cat's son, jump off k.

10) U iz alwaiz talkin about dat book, well dat book sez:  'He wil tell his anjilz to keep an eye on u,

11) dey wil pik u up so u woant trip."

12) But Jebus wuz all "U forgetted, it sez 'Do not giv Ceiling Cat tests, kthxbai.'"

13) An Basement Cat givd up. For teh tiem bein eniwai.  Jebus getz chaesded out of Nazareth LOL.

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DifferentView2
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February 24, 2014
Wait a minute Dubious and I'll let you in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcJno9sEQY
DifferentView2
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February 23, 2014
Hopefully meowsoutex will publish the polling locations in all counties and not hide them behind a paywall. I'd hate to have to pay a poll tax to know where to vote.

However, conservatives don't really like high voter turnout in the first place so I'll challenge the publishers/editors not to suppress that information behind a paywall.
DubiousForever
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February 23, 2014
my bad...it cuts off at "voting locations".
DubiousForever
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February 23, 2014
Thanks again DV2. BTW it is in the editorials...it cuts off right at "polling locations"...
DifferentView2
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February 23, 2014
Ahh, you are trying the old cookie trap to lure in your minions. LOL!!! I was holding out for a purrfait.

I couldn't find the article you were referencing, but there is an online resource that provides the polling location for all voters at https://team1.sos.state.tx.us/voterws/viw/faces/SearchSelectionVoter.jsp . The voter can either enter their name or their address to determine the polling location. If any doubt about the polling location remains, then call the county clerk at (361) 362-3245 for Bee county.

Early voting ends on Friday and is located at the courthouse. If the voter waits until election day, then they have to vote at their designated precinct. Remember to bring your voter registration card and an acceptable form of voter ID. If you have doubts about the election process, then remember to use a cell phone to record a video in case a complaint needs to be brought to the attention of election officials.
DubiousForever
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February 23, 2014
Hey DV2, be an angel and see if you can find a list of the polling locations around Beeville for the March 4 primary vote. This valuable information seems to have gotten tucked behind THE WALL. Thanks!
DubiousForever
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February 23, 2014
Come to the dark side...we have cookies!...lol!
DifferentView2
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February 23, 2014
I'll see your broken minion and call on Ceiling Cat fur guidance.