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Caturday Morning Crime Watch Report
by LiberatedWoman
Apr 07, 2012 | 834 views | 0 0 comments | 82 82 recommendations | email to a friend | print | permalink
Alert and Responsive.
Alert and Responsive.
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Headed down the wrong pathway son.
Headed down the wrong pathway son.
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Nothing to see here, move along meow.
Nothing to see here, move along meow.
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BUSTED!
BUSTED!
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Filed by your local neighborhood watch committee:

0000 – Arrived at HQ.  Put on coffee and set plate of donuts for shift change meeting.

0215 – Received call from 1234 Alleycat Lane about burglary in progress.  Two squad cars sent in response, but suspect eluded arrest.  Video footage of the burglar was obtained.

0850 – Received call from the area near Angora and Cheshire.  Apparently a small gathering occurred in the fields.  Suspects were advised to wrap up their activities and the assembly broke up peaceably.

0945 – After complaints of a suspicious odor at an unnamed night club, an arrest was made for possession of marijuana.  The suspect was released on a personal recognizance bond when he stated, “I just found out that Romney is visiting Texas”.

1200 – Shift change.

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