Don't tread on TEA Party Sue.

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PANEL 2

See Sue run to public school.

Go, Sue, go!

PANEL 3

See Sue’s Daddy take a child-care tax credit.

Maybe Daddy will use it to buy Sue more toys!

PANEL 4

See Sue use federal student loans to attend college.

Good going, Sue!

PANEL 5

See Sue lower her taxes with the lifetime learning credit.

Clever Sue!

PANEL 6

See Sue get a job.

See the employer tax exclusion make Sue’s health care cheaper.

PANEL 7

See Sue buy a home.

Sue can afford it because of the mortgage deduction!

PANEL 8

See Sue have a baby.

See Sue take the child-tax credit.

PANEL 9

See Sue save for her kid’s college education with a tax-free education savings account.

Good planning Sue!

PANEL 10

See Sue retire.

Now Sue will collect Social Security!

PANEL 11

See Sue get sick.

Good thing Sue has Medicare!

PANEL 12

See Sue join the Tea Party.

SUE: I’ve never taken a cent from the government!

Funny Sue!

Here's the moral and the story from the guy who knows

I fell in love and my love still grows

Ask any f o o l that she ever knew, they'll say

A-keep away from TEA Party Sue, yeah

Stay away from that girl

Don't you know what to do now

Keep away from that girl

Don't you know what to do now



Don't tread on TEA Party Sue.  Whoa.  Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.