Doughnut Identification Glitch Detected in Willard's Software
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 Doughnut Identification Glitch Detected in Willard's Software
Jun 10, 2012 | 2372 views | 0 0 comments | 58 58 recommendations | email to a friend | print | permalink

By:  Kirsten Boyd Johnson

Your mostly lazy editor had vowed to challenge herself when typing nonsense posts about Mitt Romney, to not go for the perpetually obvious Mittens-qua-robot theme as a matter of trying to avoid worn-out tropes, but… we give up here. This man cannot identify a doughnut. He looks at a plate of them for several seconds, but no… no, it doesn’t quite come to him. He’ll just point at the items and laugh! Whew, good save. He then promises to perform “testing” upon one of them, to later ascertain the relevant data points and incorporate them into his memory bank. Oops, can’t put it in his mouth, though! Might goo up the circuits.

And then he goes and says stuff like this about his opponent in the same visit:

“Is he [Barack Obama] really that out of touch? I think he is defining what it means to be detached and out of touch with the American people,” Romney said in Council Bluffs, Iowa after a roundtable discussion with farmers.

Oh, that’s a good one. Mitt Romney will now go off to learn how these doughnut things work, most likely by dressing up as one. [Buzzfeed/CNN]


Come on Willard!  If you are going to impersonate a police officer, you should at least know what type of snacks they eat while on break.  Clearly, Willard Robme is a product of a privileged lifestyle.

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