I DO TO HAVE A PLAN!!!

Listen and listen tight

If you cross the North Korean Border illegally you get 12 years hard labor

If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely

If you cross the Afghan border illegally you get shot

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed

If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed

If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot

If you cross the U.S. border illegally you get

1-a job

2-a drivers license

3-social security card

4-welfare

5 food stamps

6-credit cards

7-subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house

8-free education

9-free health care

10-a lobbyist in washington

11-billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language

12-and the right to carry your country's flag while you protest that you don't get enough respect

13-amnesty no questions asked and no background check

Be sure to re-elect my liberal progressive democrat buddies.

the bammie

RE-ELECT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN LOVER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!