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by DubiousForever
 Dubious
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From People's World -

 

(Satire) -- Virginia Gov. Bob  McDonnell's proclamation declaring April Confederate History Month could lead to evidence that would further  validate the theory of evolution.

As we all know, evolution is the change in the inherited  traits of a population  of  organisms through successive generations. These changes generally lead to more complicated and more efficient  forms of life, particularly in the case of human beings.

Beginning in 1981 with the election of Ronald  Reagan, the Republican Party has provided evolutionary biologists a unique and novel opportunity to identify changes that have taken place in the evolution  of humans since they branched off from an ancestor we have in common with  the monkeys.

Scientists have discovered the social and political  actions of the Republican Party during this period seem to be signposts of the evolutionary process going in reverse. In a sort of self-inflicted "reverse engineering", the Republicans are devolving.

The scientific community is looking forward with  excitement to see if the process continues and, indeed, if once begun, is it  reversible.

In addition to the possible insights about  evolution to be learned from studying the devolution of Republican humans, scientists anticipate profound changes in their understanding of earth sciences  because the concept of devolution has hitherto been thought a biological  fallacy.

And for the Republican Party, will the future show  that past is truly prologue?

By Bill Appelhans -

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July 21, 2013
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