More Differences Between Conservatives and Liberals
by Saltpork
 Character, Integrity, Judgement
Sep 12, 2010 | 1481 views | 1 1 comments | 10 10 recommendations | email to a friend | print | permalink

If a conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.

If a liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.

Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal wants any mention of God or religion  silenced.

If a conservative needs health care, he goes shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.

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