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Obamas World
by HellFire
 Obama's World
May 20, 2011 | 508 views | 17 17 comments | 4 4 recommendations | email to a friend | print | permalink
 I'd like to make you a business offer.


Seriously. This is a real offer. In fact, you really can't turn me down, as you'll come to understand in a moment…


Here's the deal. You're going to start a business or expand the one you've got now. It doesn't really matter what you do or what you're going to do. I'll partner with you no matter what business you're in – as long as it's legal.


But I can't give you any capital – you have to come up with that on your own. I won't give you any labor – that's definitely up to you. What I will do, however, is demand you follow all sorts of rules about what products and services you can offer, how much (and how often) you pay your employees, and where and when you're allowed to operate your business. That's my role in the affair – to tell you what to do.


Now in return for my rules, I'm going to take roughly half of whatever you make in the business each year. Half seems fair, doesn't it? I think so. Of course, that's half of your profits.


You're also going to have to pay me about 12% of whatever you decide to pay your employees because you've got to cover my expenses for promulgating all the rules about who you can employ, when, where, and how. Come on, you're my partner. It's only "fair."


Now… after you've put your hard-earned savings at risk to start this business, and after you've worked hard at it for a few decades (paying me my 50% or a bit more along the way each year), you might decide you'd like to cash out – to finally live the good life.


Whether or not this is "fair" – some people never can afford to retire – is a different argument. As your partner, I'm happy for you to sell whenever you'd like… because our agreement says if you sell, you have to pay me an additional 20% of whatever the capitalized value of the business is at that time.


I know… I know… you put up all the original capital. You took all the risks. You put in all the labor. That's all true. But I've done my part, too. I've collected 50% of the profits each year. And I've always come up with more rules for you to follow each year. Therefore, I deserve another, final 20% slice of the business.


Oh… and one more thing…


Even after you've sold the business and paid all my fees… I'd recommend buying lots of life insurance. You see, even after you've been retired for years, when you die, you'll have to pay me 50% of whatever your estate is worth.


After all, I've got lots of partners and not all of them are as successful as you and your family. We don't think it's "fair" for your kids to have such a big advantage. But if you buy enough life insurance, you can finance this expense for your children.


All in all, if you're a very successful entrepreneur… if you're one of the rare, lucky, and hard-working people who can create a new company, employ lots of people, and satisfy the public… you'll end up paying me more than 75% of your income over your life. Thanks so much.


I'm sure you'll think my offer is reasonable and happily partner with me… But it doesn't really matter how you feel about it because if you ever try to stiff me – or cheat me on any of my fees or rules – I'll break down your door in the middle of the night, threaten you and your family with heavy, automatic weapons, and throw you in jail.


That's how civil society is supposed to work, right? This is Amerika, isn't it?


BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA


IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN LYING MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!
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HellFire
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May 21, 2011
LMAO @ the blog rats coming out of their lairs clamoring and whimpering their losers rhetoric unable to prove me wrong!!!!

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MUSLIM LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!! 
HellFire
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May 21, 2011
liberatedfatswoman

Unless you prove you pay taxes then you are the liar! I posted several film clips of obammie lying, prove one is not a lie and I will stop posting.

You coward stop dodging the issue, stop lying you sickening pile of fat, prove me wrong!!

See JB’s response about your refund. You are do damn stupid and lie so much you cannot remember what you post LMAO @ U!!!!!

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MUSLIM LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!! 
HellFire
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May 21, 2011
The funniest thing liberatedfatswoman posted is that she brings equality to the blogs. She cannot prove one thing about obamas lies are true. She is the one continually demeaning, degrading and making racial remarks about white males. She hates Law Enforcement and successful people and is SO STUPID she posted the middle class created jobs and employed the blue collar worker, LMAO @ HER!!!!!!!!!!

How stupid can she be?

I think I might fire up the ole twin diesels and chase some fish tomorrow...

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MUSLIM LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!! 
HellFire
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May 21, 2011
JB,

As many times as you have proven liberatedfatswoman a liar she will just continue to deny, deny and post more lies and nonsense unable to prove ONE of her or obammies lies are the truth. She is so pathetic just look at the way she makes a fool of herself daily!!!

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MUSLIM LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!! 
HellFire
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May 21, 2011
You continually state what I post about obama lying is not true, but you DO NOTHING to prove me wrong because you know obama like you is a LIAR. Prove me wrong, go ahead. You cannot!!!!!!!!!!! But you will cry and whine like a infant, LMAO @ U!!!!!

All you will do is post more of the ridiculous garbage you have been proving how uneducated you are. I have shown all exactly what you are. And you continue to support my statements.

You cannot stop me posting obama lies no matter what you do. Keep crying and whining and see where it gets you.

No one believes the new name is legitimate. If you want to engage in that sort of blogging then I will welcome you to an open forum and laugh as I fry your simple mind with gathered information. Just for good measure there may be some pictures.

In reality I have tore you up from the floor up (borrowed that) and there is really no reason to address your rhetoric as you are too afraid and stupid to answer my challenges to prove obama not to be the LIAR he is. Everyone knows you can’t and it’s pathetic the way you continue to embarrass yourself.

That’s the whole thing in a nut shell, YOU CAN’T PROVE OBAMA IS NOT A LIAR LMAO @ U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How miserable your existence must be to display such ludicrous postings.

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MUSLIM LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!! 
HellFire
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May 21, 2011
Liberatedwoman has obviously been overcome by the mind altering effects of the biohazard noxious fumes that emit from the 5 sizes too small unwashed, unchanged putrid spandex catalyzed buy the drainage of the latest beer of the week.

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MUSLIM LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!! 
HellFire
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May 21, 2011
Wow liberatedwoman is really mad using her new name LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN LYING MUSLIM IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!
HellFire
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May 21, 2011


LMAO @ liberated woman!!!

Naturally you would not know the slightest detail when it comes to paying taxes, only how to get handouts funded by them. People like you are the problem with America. lowlife scumsucking welfare leaches like you should be cast 50 miles into Mexico.

Here again you have shown all just how stupid you are. Really, you just continue to embarrass yourself daily. LMAO @U!!!!!!!!!!!!

IMPEACH THE ILLEGAL ALIEN MUSLIM LIAR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!